General Mills Creepypasta


I had or recently had a weird experience. I
got tickets for a tour of General Mills Headquarters, at that time it was hard
to find tickets to get into there, but I luckily found them. I got to view
where they made the cereal, commercials, and lots more. It was a very fun trip,
we got to view a new commercial, when they said it would be a sequel to
Satur-Yay-Aaah!!! Wednesday, I knew I was in for a good one. First, they set up
a large DVD player and got a DVD labeled "Sonny.avi", weird title but
ok. They inserted the disc into the DVD player and it played. It showed Jake,Tricks, Chip, Honey Drop, and Orange. They were all having breakfast, all
seemed normal at first. We noticed that Sonny was missing, even Jake and the
others noticed too. Jake called "Sonny, are you upstairs" and went
upstairs to Sonny's room. After looking around for a bit, Jake found Sonny,
huddling a corner of his room. He seemed to be crying, at the time it didn't
matter to me, so I kept watching. Jake asked Sonny what's wrong, but Sonny didn't
answer, he kept staring into space if he wasn't even there. Jake got extremely
worried, he called for the others to come up, but they didn't hear him and kept
eating. Sonny turns his head, without moving his body and stared at Jake, he
just stared blankly at Jake for 5 minutes. Before, he lifted up his hand which
now had claws. His sad expression turned into a grin, as he stabbed Jake with
his claws, which made Jake screamed. He tackled Jake down to the floor and did
something I will never forget. He pulled down Jake's pants, a badly animated
penis showed up on Jake. Sonny grabbed it and ripped it off, causing Jake to
scream in pain. Sonny opened his closet and pulled out a large pole and grabbed
Jake, he proceeded to push Jake's face into the other side of the pole, he
pulled his face off the pole and it now had a mark from being pushed onto the
pole. Sonny, then grabbed a mallet and started to beat Jake with it, blood
splattered out everywhere around his room. Jake was now nothing more than a
bloodied ball of rotting flesh. This didn't make any sense, why would General
Mills make this, Sonny gobbled up the hunk of rotting flesh. After he was done
eating, he made a loud burp, so loud it alerted the other mascots to come
upstairs. The commercial, simply cuts off there. We were told to get out, and
so we did. I don't know if General Mills is hiding something or not, but that's
insane that they showed us that, how is it even a commercial? And so I never
got an answer, General Mills was sued because of graphic content yesterday,
I'll update if this ever gets solved.
{{by|GarfieldFan13}}